You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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