so explain again why im purple
no
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
wow bdsm is so cute
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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