dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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