Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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