I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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