508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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