like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
