Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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