I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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