I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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