He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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