I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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