So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
