His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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