Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she told me i tasted like america
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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