We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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