It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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