I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize