i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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