Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
