the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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