how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just found a bag of teeth...
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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