so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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