Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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