As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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