She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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