why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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