I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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