The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
