so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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