I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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