My brain says no but my pants say off.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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