that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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