I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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