my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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