How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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