ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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