get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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