who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish i was in the wii world.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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