Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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