ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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