1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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