what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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