my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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