Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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