So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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