i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
vagina is talking i cant
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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