She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize