u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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