Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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