absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I want to be your penis for a week.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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