everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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