This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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